Eric Trump looks like you found someone from Craigslist to play a vampire but when he shows up you're like "nah man. I'm sorry but too real"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2017
I just bought Hawaii on CraigsList. 15 bucks! Man what a day and age!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2013