*robber slides note to teller*
TELLER: "This is a grocery list."
ROBBER: "Not again."
[cut to grocery store]
GF: "Not again."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
If cats really had nine lives you'd see so many more of them doing extreme sports or bank heists.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2014