Damn girl are you climate change? Cause every day you get hotter and I know eventually you’ll devastate me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2016
Damn girl, did you know you have mass and occupy space? 'Cuz you matter to me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 2, 2015
damn girl are you my ballet routine cuz i just want to nail you in front of a bunch of judges
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2013