TRUMP: Black lives *looks at hand* mothers
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2016
Donald Trump didn't look Presidential last night. He looked like he refused to believe his credit card kept coming back declined.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2016
I can't stop laughing. The Republicans nominated an unqualified, unhinged sociopath and, wouldn't you know, that's who showed up tonight.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2016
HILLARY: "I was on BROAD CITY!"
BERNIE: "A bird landed on my damn podium!"
*simultaneously* "I love pizza!"
*they embrace and kiss*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 15, 2016