I will donate the rest of my life to any Democrat who brings a live shark to the State of the Union tonight.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2018
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“He provides distractions, we’re bringing solutions. We will fight for:
• A living wage
• Single-payer health insurance
• Legalizing pot w/release of all non-violent offenders
• Equal rights for LGBTQ citizens
• Taco Tuesday will remain in place”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2018
REPUBLICAN: Tonight I will murder your family
DEMOCRAT: I appreciate you giving me some time to enjoy their company— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
.@TheDemocrats You'd better be ready. If I don't see Tim Kaine filibustering with a 12-hour harmonica solo there will be hell to pay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017