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Tag: Democrats

Posted on January 30, 2018January 31, 2018

I will donate the rest of my life to any Democrat who brings a live shark to the State of the Union tonight.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2018

Posted on January 6, 2018January 9, 2018

FREE AD FOR DEMOCRATS:
“He provides distractions, we’re bringing solutions. We will fight for:
• A living wage
• Single-payer health insurance
• Legalizing pot w/release of all non-violent offenders
• Equal rights for LGBTQ citizens
• Taco Tuesday will remain in place”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2018

Posted on February 1, 2017February 2, 2017

REPUBLICAN: Tonight I will murder your family
DEMOCRAT: I appreciate you giving me some time to enjoy their company

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017

Posted on January 31, 2017February 2, 2017

.@TheDemocrats You'd better be ready. If I don't see Tim Kaine filibustering with a 12-hour harmonica solo there will be hell to pay.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017

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