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Tag: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Posted on October 10, 2017

POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
ME (nervously): No, sir…
POLICE OFFICER: Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2017

Posted on February 18, 2015February 21, 2015

POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Because you know I love riddles."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2015

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