I always cut up dolphins so they don't ruin the majestic, plastic six-pack rings inhabiting our Oceans.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2013

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I always cut up dolphins so they don't ruin the majestic, plastic six-pack rings inhabiting our Oceans.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2013