DONALD TRUMP: This guy barely speaks American. I would deport him if I were in charge
POPE: I forgive you, constant idiot— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2015
Donald Trump looks like he starts every day by staring into the Ark of the Covenant for exactly one minute.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2015
DONALD TRUMP: "America has the biggest ghost problem in the world and only I know who to call."
MEGYN KELLY: "The question was about Iran"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 7, 2015
For someone who isn't a monkey, Donald Trump sure hurls a lot of his own shit.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2013