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Tag: DUI

Posted on October 23, 2019November 8, 2019

It’s mathematically impossible to calculate the number of DUI’s that got swept under the rug in this picture. We simply don’t have a number that large in existence at this time. pic.twitter.com/UyrPrFhKoN

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2019

Posted on July 17, 2018July 30, 2018

Donald Trump Jr is like if a protein shake and a DUI were a person.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 17, 2018

Posted on September 5, 2014September 18, 2014

A breathalyzer that's an old Nintendo cartridge.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2014

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