It’s mathematically impossible to calculate the number of DUI’s that got swept under the rug in this picture. We simply don’t have a number that large in existence at this time. pic.twitter.com/UyrPrFhKoN
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2019
Donald Trump Jr is like if a protein shake and a DUI were a person.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 17, 2018
A breathalyzer that's an old Nintendo cartridge.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2014