Every eagle looks like it just got tipped $5 on a $150 tab pic.twitter.com/MmXgCnz42r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
I want fireworks in the sheets, bald eagles in the streets.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2016
So many eagles are getting laid today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2013