Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
eggs are fun but find yourself first
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 16, 2017
"This weekend is a celebration of a man who returns from the dead to save humanity."
"We don't know that Jon Snow is alive, slow your roll."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 25, 2016
Just broke the news to the Easter Bunny that Jesus isn't real.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2014