We had three motherfucking OJ Simpson documentaries this year, I think we can handle two elections.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2016
Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016
I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose to say nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016
I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016
USA: Who will win tonight, the self-proclaimed sexual predator or the former Secretary of State?
THE WORLD: Are you all on bath salts?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2016