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Tag: Election

Posted on December 12, 2016December 14, 2016

We had three motherfucking OJ Simpson documentaries this year, I think we can handle two elections.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2016

Posted on December 10, 2016December 14, 2016

Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

Posted on December 9, 2016December 10, 2016

I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose to say nothing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

Posted on November 8, 2016February 9, 2017

I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016

Posted on November 6, 2016November 20, 2016

You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016

Posted on October 19, 2016October 26, 2016

USA: Who will win tonight, the self-proclaimed sexual predator or the former Secretary of State?

THE WORLD: Are you all on bath salts?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2016

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