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Tag: Electoral college

Posted on February 25, 2017February 28, 2017

DOCTOR: Melania was hit by a bus. We did the best we could but I urge you to say your goodbye now
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TRUMP: My love, I had 308 votes in th

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2017

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