*waits for elevator doors to close*
*turn to stranger stuck with me*
ME: “We should start a podcast”— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017
"This vending machine must be broken, I keep getting people instead of candy."
"That's an elevator."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2015