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Tag: Embracing death

Posted on July 14, 2018July 30, 2018

You wander through the forest and come across Smokey the Bear. You see him burning piles of leaves. Aghast, you turn and stare at him. He solemnly whispers, “Only YOU can prevent forest fires” as he hands you the knife. He smiles as you stab him to death. He is finally free.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2018

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