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Tag: Employees Must

Posted on January 31, 2019March 11, 2019

EMPLOYEES MUST CRY IN FRONT OF MIRROR ASKING THEMSELVES WHAT THEY’RE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/aYmLoTa9DO

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2019

Posted on January 8, 2019March 11, 2019

EMPLOYEES MUST-A MAKE-A THE MEATBALLS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/rKpksLmsEZ

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2019

Posted on October 24, 2018October 25, 2018

EMPLOYEES MUST SQUEEZE BRAINS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK pic.twitter.com/34bjBehokH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2018

Posted on February 14, 2017February 16, 2017

EMPLOYEES MUST CLAP HANDS UNTIL ORBS APPEAR pic.twitter.com/7fOMmDQlTw

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2017

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