Eric Trump won't be charged with anything because he would have been sleeping in his coffin during the hours these meetings took place.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2017
Eric Trump looks like you found someone from Craigslist to play a vampire but when he shows up you're like "nah man. I'm sorry but too real"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2017
Eric Trump has definitely "accidentally" murdered some people with lacrosse equipment while high on ketamine and truffle oil.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2016