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Tag: Eric Trump

Posted on July 11, 2017September 9, 2017

Eric Trump won't be charged with anything because he would have been sleeping in his coffin during the hours these meetings took place.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2017

Posted on May 26, 2017June 22, 2017

Eric Trump looks like you found someone from Craigslist to play a vampire but when he shows up you're like "nah man. I'm sorry but too real"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2017

Posted on July 20, 2016July 27, 2016

Eric Trump has definitely "accidentally" murdered some people with lacrosse equipment while high on ketamine and truffle oil.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2016

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