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Posted on October 24, 2019November 8, 2019

AOC: Is murder bad?

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Congresswoman, there are a multitude of factors that go into a decision like that and I, we- clearly in some instances… Look, hurricanes murder people, who are we to judge the wind?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2019

Posted on January 3, 2018January 4, 2018

Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war.

Facebook allows misleading news stories to come across as legitimate.

YouTube is standing by a man that made a joke out of a suicide.

What I’m saying is: only you can save us now, PornHub.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2018

Posted on November 18, 2017November 19, 2017

FACEBOOK: Yesterday’s news today!
INSTAGRAM: Yesterday’s pictures today!
TWITTER: MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED AGAIN, CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN SOUTH FLORIDA, DOGS!, LIVE HELICOPTER CHASE OF MURDER GOAT, WATCH CHARLES MANSON EAT HIS LAST PLATE OF SPAGHETTI LIVE RIGHT NOW

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017

Posted on September 27, 2017October 10, 2017

FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017

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