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Tag: Family

Posted on December 25, 2017December 27, 2017

To everyone that can’t be or isn’t around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best.

To everyone that is or has to be around their family today: I’m sorry and I wish you the best.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2017

Posted on November 24, 2016November 28, 2016

You can't choose your family but you can choose to take ecstasy before setting foot in their home

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 24, 2016

Posted on July 21, 2016July 27, 2016

Stop doubting yourself. That's what family is for.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2016

Posted on November 26, 2015November 28, 2015

If you live in a city thousands of miles away from your family today, remember that most people will never be as lucky as you. Don't gloat.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2015

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