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Tag: FBI

Posted on June 5, 2017June 22, 2017

CONGRESS: Do you have a statement prepared?
JAMES COMEY: I do. *lips on mic* Bitches, I came with receipts

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2017

Posted on October 30, 2016October 31, 2016

JAMES COMEY: I'm formally inviting you to dinner. I can't tell you when or where it will take place or if food will be served. Don't be late

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 30, 2016

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