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Tag: Fees

Posted on December 24, 2017December 27, 2017

DAD: Pass the stuffing
ME: *waits 20 minutes*
DAD: What’s the hold up?
ME: Give me $20
DAD: Are you out of your mind?
ME: Do you want me to explain Net Neutrality or not?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2017

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