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Tag: Fire

Posted on September 4, 2018September 6, 2018

The amount of racists out there doesn’t surprise me anywhere near as much as the fact that so many white people are looking for any excuse they can get to set the things they own on fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2018

Posted on March 3, 2018March 12, 2018

I actually like Instagram’s algorithm that shows you pictures from yesterday because when I see someone enjoying their life too much I remind myself that 24 hours is more than enough time for them to have lost everything they loved in a fire.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2018

Posted on March 3, 2017March 7, 2017

There's an old Republican saying: "Where there's smoke someone installed an unauthorized smoke detector and this needs to be addressed."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017

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