I miss Ben Carson. He was a human fortune cookie: you never knew what was going to come out of him but it was almost always a real sentence
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 5, 2016
Fortune cookies are great. I wish more desserts would tell me about my future. Like a cupcake with premonitions and sound investing advice.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2014