Jackie Chan’s full name is Jaccuzi Channing Tatum.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 1, 2018
Chris Pratt's full name is Christmas Prattlesnake.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
Barack Obama's full name is Barack Hussein In The Membrane Obama.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2015