If my funeral is open casket my only request is that I have cucumber slices over my eyes.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2018
FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS:
* Open casket
* Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance
* My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 4, 2016