At a gay bar with my roommate. There is glitter and cum all over my phone. I should have washed it off before I came here.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2013
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
At a gay bar with my roommate. There is glitter and cum all over my phone. I should have washed it off before I came here.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2013