"What is this?"
"That's a rainbow, Mr. Putin."
"Tear down the sky."
"Sir, you can't possib-
*gun clicks*
"Tear. It. Down."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2014
Gov. Chris Christie blasts gay marriage but I don't think you're allowed to do that if you can deep throat a hoagie.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2013