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Tag: Giraffe Humour

Posted on October 31, 2014November 3, 2014

Buy an island and fill it with giraffes dressed as dinosaurs. We'll charge nothing and call it GIRAFFIC PARK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2014

Posted on August 30, 2013September 6, 2013

Bought a giraffe cuz I didn't want to buy a ladder AND a horse.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 30, 2013

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