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Tag: Global warming

Posted on May 10, 2019August 8, 2019

If you actually gave a shit about unborn babies you would be screaming until your lungs collapsed about stopping global warming instead of trying to convince me that a picture of congealed lava lamp is a person.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2019

Posted on March 22, 2016March 23, 2016

Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2016

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