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Tag: God has a plan

Posted on November 4, 2013November 21, 2013

"Daddy, why are we here?"
"I told you son, God has a plan for us all."
*puts on ski mask, looks at bank*
"Keep the car running."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2013

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