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Tag: Golden Girls

Posted on February 17, 2018February 18, 2018

I'm gonna come and take all your guns, tear down all Confederate statues, then melt the guns down and use the metal to replace them with statues of the Golden Girls and you can't fucking stop me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2018

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