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Tag: GOP

Posted on March 8, 2017March 11, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2017

Posted on January 12, 2017January 15, 2017

GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017

Posted on November 16, 2015November 17, 2015

GOP: All life matters at the moment of conception
SYRIAN REFUGEES: Please help us
GOP: Where would you get such a fucking crazy idea?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2015

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