Merry Christmas, Goths!
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2018
If you're going to a party tonight, be G.O.T.H.:
Gracious
Outgoing
Thoughtful
Hailing Satan with a fresh sacrifice every time the moon peaks— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2016
GOTH OLYMPIC EVENTS:
• Marathon brooding
• Wrestling emotions
• Synchronized burning your poetry before anyone corrupts it by reading it— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2016