Not only am I gonna take all your fucking guns, I'm gonna make MIA go back and re-record "Paper Planes" with all the gunshots replaced with kazoos.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2018
Guns aren't the problem. We need to outlaw all people and then the guns will finally be safe.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2015