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Tag: Guns and Babys

Posted on February 3, 2015February 9, 2015

*doctor delivers baby*
*newborn is handed a gun and a bible*
Doctor: "You're on your own now buddy"
[narrator: "Vote Republican"]

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2015

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