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Tag: Hands

Posted on August 31, 2016September 10, 2016

Tiny hands. No heart. Can't win.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016

Posted on June 7, 2013June 19, 2013

New Names for Hands:
•Grabbies
•Holdies
•Touch-a-rinos
•Turkey outliners
•Finger holders
•Phone homes

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2013

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