EXECUTIONER: “You have been charged with refusal of the Merry Christmas Compliance law, any last words?”
ME: “Happy Holidays, bitch.”— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2017
Instead of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas," I prefer to use the non-controversial, "We're all dying slowly but you look great today!"
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016