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Tag: Happy Holidays

Posted on October 19, 2017October 21, 2017

EXECUTIONER: “You have been charged with refusal of the Merry Christmas Compliance law, any last words?”
ME: “Happy Holidays, bitch.”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2017

Posted on November 20, 2016November 28, 2016

Instead of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas," I prefer to use the non-controversial, "We're all dying slowly but you look great today!"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016

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