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Tag: Hippo

Posted on January 4, 2014February 17, 2014

*goes to zoo*
*goes to hippo section*
*waits for security to pass by*
"Here's the stuff, boys!"
*feeds them so fucking many marbles*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2014

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