I can marry the same horse I sell my heroin to https://t.co/UZ1bwknFl8
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2019
My dance style can best be described as "horse falling down a staircase"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.