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Tag: Hot dog that’s a joke!

Posted on June 9, 2015June 16, 2015

Why do hot dogs come in packs of six but man-buns only come in douchebags?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 9, 2015

Posted on December 26, 2014December 27, 2014

"I like your hot dog holder."
"That's a menorah."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2014

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