An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018
Why do hot dogs come in packs of six but man-buns only come in douchebags?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 9, 2015