I want to have faith in humanity but I also want to keep reading the news.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2016
I never talk shit about people. I silently judge everyone like an adult.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2016
I don't judge by race, gender, or beliefs. I judge you based on how quickly you're ready to place your order when you're ahead of me in line
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2013