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Tag: I don’t trust…

Posted on December 15, 2018August 8, 2019

I don’t trust anyone who actually saves room for dessert. If you’re disciplined and calculating enough to be able to withhold instant gratification from food because you’re thinking five steps ahead, you’re clearly also capable of murder.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2018

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