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Tag: IKEA

Posted on January 28, 2018January 30, 2018

The founder of IKEA has died. May he rest in pieces.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2018

Posted on September 30, 2015October 1, 2015

I lost my first two children to IKEA's labyrinths.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2015

Posted on April 5, 2013

I can't afford traditional therapy anymore so I just go to IKEA, lie down on a couch, and wait for someone to ask if they can help me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2013

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