I actually like Instagram’s algorithm that shows you pictures from yesterday because when I see someone enjoying their life too much I remind myself that 24 hours is more than enough time for them to have lost everything they loved in a fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2018
FACEBOOK: Yesterday’s news today!
INSTAGRAM: Yesterday’s pictures today!
TWITTER: MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED AGAIN, CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN SOUTH FLORIDA, DOGS!, LIVE HELICOPTER CHASE OF MURDER GOAT, WATCH CHARLES MANSON EAT HIS LAST PLATE OF SPAGHETTI LIVE RIGHT NOW
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017
FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017
If you need to break into a white person's house just wait until the sun is setting. You've got a 20 minute window while we pick the filter.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2016
I'm old enough to remember before Instagram when you had literally no way of knowing if someone had eaten that day
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2016
Our society feels like its decaying and crumbling from the inside but boy do we post killer pics of the sunset.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 29, 2016