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Tag: Ivanka

Posted on November 7, 2017November 8, 2017

Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017

Posted on October 17, 2017October 18, 2017

During her punk phase, Ivanka made her au pair try heroin.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017

Posted on April 28, 2017May 2, 2017

when someone asks if u know what nepotism is pic.twitter.com/DbIncxVSjH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2017

Posted on April 25, 2017May 2, 2017

Ivanka is getting booed? Thank god there aren't crowds chanting "lock the bitch up" at her no politician male or female could withstand that

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2017

Posted on October 9, 2016

TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016

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