Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
During her punk phase, Ivanka made her au pair try heroin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
Ivanka is getting booed? Thank god there aren't crowds chanting "lock the bitch up" at her no politician male or female could withstand that
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2017
TRUMP: Have I fantasized about my daughter? Definitely. Am I perfect? Probably. Am I God? Absolutely
REPORTER: The question was about ISIS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2016