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Tag: Job Interview

Posted on September 29, 2016

Here's my first piece for @Playboy, "How To Turn Your Lifetime Of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For" https://t.co/LorTtW8O8H

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

Posted on October 28, 2015November 4, 2015

*job interview*
"So, tell me just a little about you."
"I'm applying for a job."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2015

Posted on July 30, 2015August 3, 2015

*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2015

Posted on June 30, 2015July 1, 2015

*job interview*
"How would you best describe yourself?"
"With words."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2015

Posted on May 22, 2015May 26, 2015

*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Giving you your bonus for hiring me."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015

Posted on April 5, 2015April 6, 2015

*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Terraforming on Mars."
"So, Starbucks is basically your stop-gap?"
"Correct."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2015

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