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Tag: Karate

Posted on November 16, 2017November 19, 2017

I love the message behind people who know karate: I will never, ever resort to violence, unless you force my hand, in which case I'm going to roundhouse your face into the sun, bitch.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2017

Posted on November 22, 2015November 24, 2015

If you pull on a man's ponytail long enough, a coupon will drop down from the sky that's good for six free karate lessons.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2015

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