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Tag: Kill them with kindness

Posted on May 25, 2018June 3, 2018

If you haven't heard from a friend in a while, check in on them. Give them a call. Shoot them a text. Kick down their door. Hug them until you literally squeeze the life out of them. Enjoy your new home.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2018

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