I accidentally mixed coconut water with some cucumber water and a yoga instructor appeared out of nowhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2015
To make a new Old Spice name, mix a description of nature with a violent action
Examples:
Arctic Thrust
Breeze Assailant
Forest Chokehold— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 7, 2015
"Welcome to McDonald's. You started dying the minute you were born, how may I help you?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 1, 2015
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 14, 2015